Some things I would like to say to the general MySpace populous:
Prettyful is NOT a word. I don’t see why it is necessary to makeup utterly shit words to replace words which are absolutely fine already. Beautiful and pretty are both perfectly good words, get with the programme.
Text speak is utterly unnecessary and makes you seem utterly thick. No-one, no matter how intelligent can use those sorts of words and sound clever. Although it’s unlikely you’d be using them and have any sort of intelligence in the first place. I like to think there are a few people left who value our language. I think I may be sadly mistaken.
Other things that have been going on today are few and far between. My CV is with Jonic currently being redesigned, so I can’t apply for any jobs and I’m trying to conserve my money by avoiding town. Luckily it does mean I get to watch the Chuckle Brothers. Today they’ve been put in charge of a panda for some unfathomable reason.
Is it just me or are the Chuckle Brothers clearly massive racists? I’m not sure why, it’s just a feeling I get.
I’ve nearly finished Zelda though, which is cause for sadness and celebration in equal measures. I’m excited about seeing the ending, which promises to be epic, but also gutted that I won’t be able to play it any more. I do have a lot of other games to be getting on with though, so it’s not all doom and gloom.
It’s very strange to think that the only two people reading my blog are people who I speak to regularly and know all of these things already. Maybe soon I’ll start writing interesting things and my readership will grow.
Paul Chuckle just told a generation of kids that, when confronted by a lion one must look said lion straight in the eyes. Surely that leaves a lot of children open to lion attacks?
That’s just irresponsible.

I’m going to avoid outright libel, but yes, they are racists…
That might not be true (but probably is), but what is true is that they’re right mardy sods… Did I ever tell you that Shonét used to live next door to one of them as a kid? If you accidentally kicked your ball into their garden that was the last you were ever going to see of it…
Fuckers…
In other news: Nice rant about MySpace speech there… Although it’s a shame that 99% of the site’s denizens won’t be able to read that polemic because it’s actually written with real words, uses correct grammar and follows a structure wherein every sentence does not end with ‘lol’.
There’s a typo in there though
Don’t worry about there only being two readers here… Once we’ve redesign here you’ll start getting more visitors… One thing that would guarantee that would be a picture of you. Attractive females who are genuinely funny, play video games and swear a lot are few and far between on the webs. You’re also a great writer, so I’m sure this place will do just fine…
I’ve corrected the only typo I could find. Apparently ‘populus’ how I spelled it was some sort of family of trees or something. I could have meant it like that. I didn’t though.
I wouldn’t like to think people only came to my blog because they thought I was inoffensive to look at. However I may include a picture, if I can find a decent one. Recent attempts have not produced any fruit.
I don’t know why I did that… I could have gone and edited it myself… Ho hum…
People wouldn’t stop by just because you’re unreasonably good looking… It wouldn’t hurt though… I’m sure you’ve got loads of great photos you could use