I can’t decide what’s worse; the fact that we made up such shit answers to the Richard and Judy question-athon, or whether we were so rubbish on camera that they didn’t even show it.
Don’t get me wrong, I am relieved. I did have a slight hope though that I was actually fabulous on camera and that my appearance on TV would turn me into a national sweetheart, being presented with free things wherever I went. It turns out that I’m actually not even good enough for Richard and fucking Judy. I bet they reviewed it themselves and laughed at me. They probably kept the clip so they could laugh at ‘the little people’ at dinner parties with other pseudo-celebrities. Those bastards. Who do they think they are?!
Richard and Judy, probably sharing a private joke at my expense.
According to Adam & Joe’s Adam, Richard & Judy are lovely people (and Mark Lamarr is a twat)…
Not that I think you deserve it, but there is always time in my day to entertain the thought that Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan are having a good old chortle at your expense…
After Judy puts her breasts away of course…