I signed on today. The shame. You can do it online now though, so I was spared the walk to the Job Centre. I’m hoping the free money will make up for the fact that I can’t get myself a job. £47 a week - that’s enough for anyone to live on… If that person happened to have no home and no outgoings at all.
Other than that, I haven’t been posting much because there hasn’t been much to say. The cat was dangled in front of me and then cruelly taken away. However, I will have a cat if it kills me. I’m hoping the cat I get won’t kill me though…
In the meantime, I have a Siamese fighting fish called Trevor Macdonald. He’s rather cool.
You didn’t tell me you’d signed on! You fucking loser!
I, of course, did not mean that…
I thought we decided that his name was ‘Sir Trevor McDonald (Knight of the British Empire)’?