Yesterday was a day of tragedy that shall never be forgotten:
- 11.30 am - Trevor Macdonald found to be missing from his bowl. Preliminary search inconclusive.
- 11.35 am - Hobbes T. Cat named as main suspect.
- 12:45 pm - Hobbes T. Cat cleared of murder when Mother Park pointed out the lack of water spillage around the bowl.
- 1.00 pm -Lunch
- 3.00 pm - Thorough search reveals corpse in coal bucket.
- 3.01 pm - Corpse identified as Trevor Macdonald - Siamese fighting fish.
- 3.05 pm - Verdict: Suicide.