Yesterday was a day of tragedy that shall never be forgotten:
- 11.30 am - Trevor Macdonald found to be missing from his bowl. Preliminary search inconclusive.
- 11.35 am - Hobbes T. Cat named as main suspect.
- 12:45 pm - Hobbes T. Cat cleared of murder when Mother Park pointed out the lack of water spillage around the bowl.
- 1.00 pm -Lunch
- 3.00 pm - Thorough search reveals corpse in coal bucket.
- 3.01 pm - Corpse identified as Trevor Macdonald - Siamese fighting fish.
- 3.05 pm - Verdict: Suicide.
suicide? sounds fishy.
Ahh Sir Trevor McDonald Knight of the British Empire, we hardly knew ye!
It’s pretty shit though. You always said you were worried he’d jump out… At least you get to fire a bit fat ‘I told you so’ in Duncan’s face! Not that that’s any consolation in the wake of such a loss…
Oh dear… I hope you cut yourself to shreds after that… I would have… In fact I’m doing it on your behalf…
I might be drunk…