Things which have annoyed me recently:
Walkers and Tesco have changed their crisps and now they’re not as crunchy and they taste a bit weird. Apparently they’ve made them healthier, but I don’t really see the point in trying to make something healthy when is so clearly meant to be unhealthy. Bastards. I may need to find a new snack of choice, but that is easier said than done as I am hopelessly addicted to crisps.
That stupid hair advert with that man on it with the stupid annoying face.
That is all.
I don’t think much has really happened since I last blogged, which is a bit upsetting because it’s been so long.
I got a job eventually, working in the call centre of a place which sells water gardens. Then I got a new job in the same place as the assistant buyer (promotion after 2 months there – skills) which is lots better and means I don’t have to talk to the general public which is nice.
The cat is now quite large and is made from pure evil. We think he might actually be a bit mentally ill because of how weird he is. He’s not allowed outside yet, which could be contributing but I think he’s just horrible and likes attacking people (me in particular).
Not entirely sure what else has happened. I’ve had some housemates. Duncan has moved in. The house is messy.
I finally bought and started reading Lord of the Rings (I’m fully aware of how bad it is that I haven’t read them up until now) and so far not that much has happened. They went on a walk for a bit and now they’re lost in a forest. I’m hoping something epic will happen soon, perhaps a helicopter explosion.
This is a weird blog post. I need to get back into the swing of it, so I will try to write more regularly than never and hopefully it will all be alright…
That is perhaps the best thing that anyone has ever suggested. I’m all for helicopter explosions in out of place situations… Like that time I suggested that Amelie could have used a couple.
Hobbes isn’t evil… He likes me now anyway… Maybe it really is just you he hates…
Crisps, eh? Maybe it’s time to hit the Wotsits again…
Also, the font here has gone weird. I’m investigating now. Oh yeah, and you’ve got about 50 themes to choose from now, so you can pick something a little more to your liking if you so desire…
I immediately pictured Keifer Sutherland escaping the exploding helicopter and coming after Elijah Wood. That could be fun.