Last night we watched Nuts in May which is an excellent film, but now the song about the zoo is in my head and I can’t seem to remove it. We also watched The Cable Guy and then I watched Underworld which is utter gash. In case you’ve never seen it, I came up with the following equation:
(Kate Beckinsdale + man/werewolf/vampire) vs. (vampires vs. werewolves) = Underworld
It’s not very good. I’m sure a lot of men enjoy it because of Kate Beckinsdale carrying guns and wearing a rather disturbing PVC catsuit, but that is no grounds for quality cinema in my opinion.
I also cleaned out my kitchen cupboards in an attempt to get rid of the ants which have moved into our house, but they’re still there unfortunately. I made carrot cake muffins as well which were pretty fit.
The end.
Many times in the past few months I have stared at this screen, typed something and then erased it and logged out. The reason being that I have done nothing at all of note. The longer I leave it though, the more depressing it gets.
Someone on the telly just said ‘most happiest.’ ARGH!
Sooo… how’ve you been? I’ve been working and saving, then working some more. I also had some drinks, watched some truly appalling telly and didn’t spend enough time with my boyfriend. Not on purpose but because he works all the goddamn time and I don’t.
What am I saving for you ask? Well, I want to go to cookery school here. It looks like the best thing ever, but unfortunately it costs a number of thousands of pounds. I’m about a quarter of the way there, but I need to step up my game. Unless anyone very rich happens to be reading this, in which case I am very open to receiving free money. Please. Just a bit? Tenner? Fine. Piss you.
Hmm… I am going to try my best to write more on this blog. I also think maybe I want to be a food writer so I might test that here at some point. It’s the perfect place because no-one reads it so I won’t humiliate myself. Woop!